ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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