Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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