Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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