Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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