you traded sex for a burrito?
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
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