I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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