some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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