so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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