So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
third nipple confirmed
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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