Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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