wat bout pragnant strippers??
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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