this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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