I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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