Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
