I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I need a beard to bite.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
he high fived his dick after we had sex
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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