did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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