Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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