Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I see more hoeing in ur future
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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