i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Randomize
