so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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