Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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