so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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