just come out here and I will go home with you...
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
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