Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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