so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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