Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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