In the future we'll all be gay
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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