I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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