question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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