we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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