My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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