New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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