I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Randomize
