Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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