i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I can't turn off my feet"
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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