Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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