Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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