508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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