You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
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