Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
im holly from the hills drunk
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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