How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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