I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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