So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Randomize
