Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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