would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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