Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I would fuck him just for his dog
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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