Do vagina's smell?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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