of course. lets lasso hookers.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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