just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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