When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
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